In my pants.” Just no.Ġ0:35:10 – Another solid visual gag involving a chocolate ice-cream dispenser and someone standing above that dispenser with their legs apart. Or star in an Adam Sandler film.Ġ0:31:31 – We have a contender for worst joke of the day! The policeman wants to arrest the ballet teacher for “causing a disturbance of the peace. When your comedy is based on the fact that men enjoy cleavage and women enjoy ballet you’re probably about ready to retire. Honest.Ġ0:31:10 – The gang visit the kids’ ballet recital to stare down the teacher’s top as she bends over. This is the most tasteful screenshot I could find. *Rolls eyes* He then gets bitten on the ass (Hi American readers!) by Rudolph and Rock’s son, so obviously justice has been served and the inclusion of that previous scene was totally fine. LOL! He gets them all to shake their chests from side to side as an ‘exercise’, showing that he’s creepy, but also allowing the audience to get an eyeful. There have been a couple of chuckle-worthy lines in the last few minutes and the delivery has been solid – the least you’d expect from comics as experienced as Chris Rock and Adam Sandler.Ġ0:19:32 – American comedy stalwart Jon Lovitz arrives to lead the women’s gym class, except he’s actually the janitor. You win this time.Ġ0:15:03 – You know what? You know what? This isn’t too bad.
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Sandler references the fact that he’d only be with someone as hot as Salma Hayek in “a Hollywood movie or something”. Wait, this kid is meant to be 13? He looks like a cross between Alexander Skarsgård and Chris Hemsworth!Ġ0:10:15 – Ahaha. If you understand this scene, please explain it to me.
He seems surprised to hear about this, despite being at the station TO MEET HIS ADULT SON. Maya Rudolph forgets about her 20-year anniversary with Chris Rock and their 2-year-old son cuts in with, “Ohhh, dat’s cold.” Maybe you had to be there.Ġ0:07:36 – James Spader has an adult son. Hang on to your hats.Ġ0:06:45 – Clichéd, but sometimes little kids saying grown-up stuff is actually really funny. Then James burpsnarts, meaning he burps, sneezes and farts at the same time. Maria Bello, Kevin James’s wife, is letting their kids embarrass themselves in the name of confidence and self-expression. There’s some promising early characterisation here. I thought I’d paused it at the degrading, misogynistic point in the scene.Ġ0:05:40 – Wow.
If you’re going to use her underwear as a terrible joke at least give her some lines! Oh and then Sandler high fives the postman. The postman creepily points out that her bra is on the deer’s antlers and she looks scandalised in response. What do you think this is, National Geographic? I’d edit my work, but then I can’t use my fantastic joke from earlier.Ġ0:04:25 – I suspect this is the first of many times I’m going to feel very sorry for Salma Hayek today. The moose rears up and urinates all over Sandler before rampaging through the house and doing the same to his showering son. Beside him, Salma Hay- wait, Salma Hayek is his wife? Set your plausibility to none.Ġ0:01:40 – Sandler wakes to find a moose is loose in his house (I’m so sorry), something he hilariously compares to Hayek’s mother visiting from Mexico.Ġ0:02:20 – I’m going to take a moment to pray that not every ‘joke’ is accompanied by every single character theatrically screaming. Minute-by-minute commentaryĠ0:00:57 – We open on good old Adam Sandler slumbering peacefully in his idyllic suburban home. Remember, this feature isn’t about laughing at terrible films, it’s about laughing at them together.
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I’ve got my earplugs ready.įor the full Citizen Kane of Awful experience, get some friends involved, have a viewing party, whatever takes your fancy. That’s literally it. So, money talks, and this is what it’s saying. The plot is simple: Sandler, Spade, Rock and James get up to some shenanigans in their hometown. Grown Ups 2 has followed in its predecessor’s footsteps, claiming an impressive 9 Razzie nominations, so it’s the obvious place to start my Razzie 2014 special. Or maybe they did? After all, Grown Ups grossed $162 million dollars in the USA despite being critically panned. Grown Ups 2: the sequel that no one asked for. Writers: Fred Wold, Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy Cast: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade, Kevin James, Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph
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